Overheard This Week

Son: Mama, did you know that some people have gears inside of them?
Me: Why do you think that?
Son: Because some people are really robots, and robots have gears in them.

Overheard This Week

Son: (Looking at a bottle of barbeque sauce) Mama is this sauce made out of that guy?
Me: No, that's Moe's sauce, it isn't made out of him.
Son: Oh, he made all of this sauce!